Officer? Officer, I can't see...

Super-Officer! (Copper-man?) Whatever you call it, THIS is how you wear your police hat.

Kindly loaned by my police-officer neighbour. Who has a HAT!! His unmarked car was a bit of a letdown, however. Even those flashing lights on the visor were sort of second-rate. Everyone knows REAL police cars have their lights on TOP.

However, the quick whoop-whoop of the siren was enough to convince them all that that was, indeed, a REAL police car.

THIS is how you wear your cap if it's a tad large for your head...

And THIS is what happens if you don't have a cute little pom-pom hat to wear under your police cap...